Well it was about time to update a few of these... Seems like the horsey crowd is changing these days so a few more had to be added in and a few should be deleted but we won't be doing that :-) Better be careful or I could be kicked out myself :-)

A few of us started working together in Murphy's Pub Dingle between five and ten years ago. We became good friends and the best of drinking buddies! We adopted a few into our clan from time to time, some of them were given the road and good riddance, while more prooved their salts and lasted.

Anyway, I have tried to compile a list of those that I can think of, and give a brief profile of each one of the albeit wannabe members of the Horsey Crowd! I haven't a photo of every one. If there is somebody else that I have forgotten or don't have a picture of email me and let me know.

James

Name: James Murphy

Aliases: Farmer James, Murph, Daddy :-)

Comment: Truely the father of the horsey crowd! He certainly has consumed more beverages than any of us! He gave but mainly took a 2 week long slagging during our holiday to south west America. He was truely a "bucket" of laughs - hehe James that's one joke most won't get.

Factfile: Has got the train from Dublin to Tralee despite the fact he had already bought and had in his possession a flight ticket for that route at the same time that day!

Ronan

Name: Ronan O'Sullivan

Aliases: The King, King Of Men

Comment: Inarguably one of, if not the founding member. A true king!

Factfile: A living legend :-)

longie

Name: Donal Long

Aliases: Boozer, Hugo Boss, Longie

Comment: A sound skin. Dangerous with vodka and whites he scares away from the pints easily enough but certainly quadruples up enough to make up for this feminine trait.

Factfile: Was so polluted after the Hillgroove Boozer entered John Sheehys garden and dug up trees to scare a woman away so she would think he was drunk! Suggested and went for a cut throat shave after a fifteen hour non stop booze up.

Eoghanie

Name: Eoghanie Kane

Aliases: Gobachop, Tomato Head, Kane, The Red Devil

Comment: A sound skin from Dunquin that sleeps like a horse standing up and dozes off in the middle of conversations even when he is talking :-)

Factfile: Was walking down with a chick from the Hillgroove and managed to walk of the footpath across two lanes of traffic and capsize both him and her over a two foot wall into a river. Women this bloke is dangerous :-) It's a hard hat area.

Gary

Name: Gary O'Carroll

Aliases: Bunny Balls, Gary Carroll, gar

Comment: Sound skin, this young entrepreneur will sell stones with da Mutton in West Kerry. Can drink like two sharks.

Factfile: Has quietened down tremendously since he became pussy whipped.

Tony

Name: Tony Devane

Aliases: Faggot Pants, Tony Bones, Devane

Comment: A sound skin, took a sabbatical to Spain for some time, but came back with his tail between his legs.

Factfile: He's a fright for shorts, pernod and black, sambuca etc. etc.

declan

Name: Declan O'Carroll

Aliases: declan

Comment: It's only now I noticed that this bucko escaped the nicknames. Let this be an invitation for a new thread on the guestbook.

Factfile: Has survived countless years without a real nickname, excluding gino which was not coined by the horsey crowd. Had the biggest and most spoken about party in history in Laher Free for his 21st

muttonhead

Name: Seamus Fitz

Aliases: Mutton Head, El Muttano

Comment: This young chap was as hiper as he is now without booze. A sound skin, has been known to loose the plot when he breaks out but John Fitz sorts that out when needs be.

Factfile: Has the most seen belly in all of West Kerry

pegleg

Name: Des Murphy

Aliases: Peg Leg, ASAP

Comment: This taximan has drove us home, albeit at, varying costs most nights throughout our history.

Factfile: Dragged the men of ten to the same Turkish restaurant three nights on a row during our holiday. In the middle of a three course meal got up and walked out and bought a pair of jeans :-) The saying "You can dress them up but you just can't take them out." doesn't get a look in. You have to take him out and then he decides to dress up.

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Name: Paul Burlison

Aliases: The terrier, burlow

Comment: This man ran away to Dublin for a few years but came back to serve us supreme soup when he's not out with us.

Factfile: The Terrier has earned his nickname as he has scored more than anyone I ever heard of.

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Name: Cormac Flannery

Aliases: cormac

Comment: A Sound Skin

Factfile: He is gone to America

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Name: Fionnán Lynch

Aliases: Fionnán

Comment: I don't know enough about tractors to comment!

Factfile: Passive smokes 20 cigarettes between Limerick and Dingle :-)

gerry

Name: Gerry O'Sullivan

Aliases: gerry

Comment: With sunshades he looks like your man from That 70's Show. A class act

Factfile: He got such a shock on holidays with the true characters he won't come on holidays with us again.

timmydan

Name: Timothy Dan O'Sullivan

Aliases: Timmy Dan

Comment: Although he may be a name sake he is certainly not a relation!

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nestor

Name: Adrian Nestor

Aliases: nestor

Comment: A young amateur that came around for a while but we haven't seen much of him of late.

Factfile: Ran a cool radio show for the SU in UL. Interviewed a load of bands. This man knows his music

helen

Name: Helen Griffin

Aliases: Griffey, The Queen

Comment: The soundest woman that has ever graced the pavements of Dingle. However she is crap at arguing or so James reckons anyways.

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sue

Name: Sue Phelan

Aliases: Sue or gorgeous if you ask Jawndice

Comment: Another sound woman.

Factfile: Well this isn't exactly fact but it is alleged, though vehemently denied, she was with Chief Wigam. Go on da Sue

katie

Name: Kate O'Curry

Aliases: katie

Comment: A sound woman. She knows her music too this one, too bad about liking the Beastie Boys though

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Name: Aedamar O'Neill

Aliases: aedamar, gorgeous

Comment: Yet another sound woman from Dublin. Not around much lately though I reckon the Horsey Crowd scared her away.

Factfile: Definitely has the sexiest FMB's on the planet.

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Name: Maria

Aliases: blondie

Comment: A fine woman

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Name: Siobhán

Aliases: siobhan

Comment: A fine woman

Factfile: test

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Name: Ashling Joyce

Aliases: joycie

Comment: A fine woman

Factfile: dsfk

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Name: Michael Murphy

Aliases: chunky

Comment: A sound skin.

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Name: Melanie Brosnan

Aliases: mel

Comment: A smartass

Factfile: Has Donal Long pussywhipped

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Name: Liz

Aliases: liz

Comment: From Dublin

Factfile: Has Jawndice transfixed when she shows up

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Name: Aine

Aliases: aine

Comment: From Dublin

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Name: Aidan Murphy

Aliases: aidan

Comment: A smartass young scumbag. This mullet should have been drowned at birth :-)

Factfile: Big into his GAA this young man will be a walking legend whenever he becomes a man, that is whenever he finally gets laid

keegan

Name: Brendan Keegan

Aliases: keegan

Comment: One of the soundest men I have ever met. Actually the first person I got to know in West Kerry properly, and my first drinking buddy!

Factfile: Played with me on a disastrous if you could call it gig in Murphy's years ago.

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Name: Caroline Healy

Aliases: caroline

Comment: Haven't seen this young damzel in an age.

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rory

Name: Rory Kelliher

Aliases: kelliher

Comment: A quiet but sound bloke. Big into his golf and I don't know enough about it to slag about that either

Factfile: This young brazen left the immersion heater on in an empty house for 2 to 3 months

dessi

Name: Dessi O'Sullivan

Aliases: dessi

Comment: A sound skin that has sorted everyone out with countless lifts on many is the occasion. Has become very quiet since he became pussy whipped again

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rasher

Name: Lorraine Brosnan

Aliases: rasher

Comment: The next generation of Murphy's Bar Staff

Factfile: Was with Timmy Dan on countless occasions.

shauna

Name: Shauna Fennell

Aliases: shauna

Comment: Another sound one from the gang from Dublin.

Factfile: She was seen acting suspiciously in the Droichead on many occasion. Upon investigating it was revealed she was refilling her vodka glass from a naggin in her handbag!

Nico

Name: Aidan O'Sullivan

Aliases: Jawndice, Nico

Comment:

Factfile: In the battle of wits, he is unarmed...

Martin

Name: Martin O'Connor

Aliases: Martin Connors

Comment:

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